This is your chair, this is your day.

Adrian Pearsall Dining Chairs, circa 1970’s. (photo: 1stdibs.com)

8:30 - depart somnus pod

9:15 - 9: 45 : video conference with Earth to accept the surrender of man

10:00 - 10:15 : breakfast

10:30 - 11:30 : combat pilates

11:45 - 12:30  : shower

12:45 - 2:00 : lunch with the girls at the strip club buffet

3:00 - 5:00 : moon auction

5:30 - 7:00 : supervise installation of planet destroying weapon/water feature

7:30 - 8:00 : quick dinner while finalizing customization of mating partner’s physical and emotional attributes, begin print

8:30 - 9:15 : bubble bath with irradiated leech facial rejuvenation

9:30 - 9:45 : pull mating partner from printer, rinse

10:00 - 10:06 : mating

10:07 - convey mating partner to cremation, return to somnus pod